1st Missing Boy

The 21st Century Brady Brunch

Here’s the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up 2 girls and a boy
All of them very social, like their mother
They are such a joy.

Here’s the story, of a man named Franke
Who was busy with 2 boys, a girl and a fish
They were 3 men, a girl, living all together,
With just one wish.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
She was singing, while he sat back to mock
They both realized they hated each other
And that’s the way they became the Franke Flock

The Franke Flock
That’s the way we all became the Franke Flock

The oldest boy, his name is Brooks
He is always bugging the girls
Why? Probably cause he’s a teenager
With nothing else to do

Next in line, is a boy named Joey
He is autistic, but such a ham
He is just 14 and always on a schedule
He loves guitar hero and always ready to jam

Then there is a 12-year-old named Jenna
Her favorite show is Deal or No Deal
We even bought her, the home version
Which we always play

The 4th in line, is a boy named Cielo
He loves bionicles and just turned 11
He got lucky, and got brains from his father
Which we will never forget

Then there is an 8-year old named Hannah
Who thinks she is more like 13
She drives us all, absouletly crazy
Because she never shuts up

The youngest child, is a girl named Holly
But we call her, the Hurricane
She destroys everything in her path
So we are always cleaning

The Franke Flock
This is the whole Franke Flock

If the Frankes were to win on Deal or No Deal
We still wouldn’t hire Alice
Because no matter how chaotic our house is
It is so much fun

But if we were to win on Deal or No Deal
We wouldn’t have to rob Peter to pay Paul
Life could be a little easier
Raising all these kids
So please give the Franke Flock the Golden Ticket
It’s for such a worthy cause

And that’s the way we were on Deal or No Deal.

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